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wp231957 发布于 2015-08-12 16:15， 640 次点击

叔叔亲了舅妈一口，舅舅就打了叔叔一巴掌，婶婶发现后过去跟舅舅吵了起来，舅妈一把抓住了婶婶的头发。

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wp2319572015-08-12 16:16

百度：

Uncle kissed aunt, uncle hit a slap in the face, aunt found after the quarrel with his uncle, aunt took the aunt's hair.

wp2319572015-08-12 16:18

有道：

Uncle kissed my aunt, my uncle was a slap, uncle aunt discovered in the past had quarreled with uncle, aunt caught the aunt's hair.

wp2319572015-08-12 16:19

谷歌：

Uncle, aunt kissed one, uncle hit a slap uncle, aunt found after a falling out with his uncle in the past, aunt grabbed aunt's hair.

wp2319572015-08-12 16:21

必应：

Uncle and aunt, uncle called Uncle slap, my aunt discovered the past quarrelled with Uncle, my aunt grabbed his aunt's hair.

wp2319572015-08-12 16:42

哈哈，把上述翻译结果再返回到英译汉结果。。。。。。。。你猜

诸葛欧阳2015-08-12 16:48

不猜

tlliqi2015-08-12 16:56

uncle叔叔，舅舅 aunt舅妈，婶婶

tlliqi2015-08-12 16:58

以下是引用wp231957在2015-8-12 16:16:50的发言：

百度：

百度译过来:叔叔亲了阿姨，叔叔打了一巴掌，阿姨发现后，与他的叔叔吵架，姑姑的头发。

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hjx11202015-08-12 17:22

icIBA

Uncle kissed aunt, uncle hit a slap in the face, aunt found after the quarrel with his uncle, aunt took the aunt's hair.

#11

hu9jj2015-08-12 18:56

一塌糊涂

#12

Susake2015-08-12 21:04

shu shu qin le jiu jiu yi kou,.....

#13

谁与争疯2015-08-12 21:13

汪，汪汪，汪汪汪……

#14

TonyDeng2015-08-12 21:41

以下是引用谁与争疯在2015-8-12 21:13:15的发言：

汪，汪汪，汪汪汪……

这个翻译通俗易懂，好，给分！

#15

tlliqi2015-08-12 23:09

以下是引用TonyDeng在2015-8-12 21:41:07的发言：

这个翻译通俗易懂，好，给分！

你楼上是什么animal?